I pretend I have my finger on the pulse of what’s going on when I am talking to drunken people my age and older in the park and to them I know what’s up in pop culture, but that’s not the point. The point is that I can’t pretend that I know what’s up here, it’s pretty fucking clear that I am a total hack at this shit. However, I do know that this bitch Lily Allen is the next big thing to come out of the U.K. in music and everyone’s got a fucking boner for her. I know this cuz my stepdaughter rocks her album everyday, over and fucking over. This bitch sings bubbly ironic songs about not being able to cum with her bf cuz of his small dick, she sings about only being pretty if she fits into a certain jean size and looks like Kate Moss, she sings about her brothers beating a dude who tries fuck her, she sings about….it really doesn’t matter what she sings about, she will always fucking suck. But unfortunately for us, teenage girls everywhere decide how rich a bitch becomes, and I predict she’ll be around for a while. She’s already stirring up shit in the media. Here are some things going on in her useless life.
She has a lyric saying she wishes she looked like Cheryl Tweedy, and Cheryl Tweedy thought she was serious, so this bitch set the record straight:
She said to Fametastic recently: “I don’t want to look like Cheryl Tweedy! It’s tongue in cheek, it’s meant to be ironic.�
“I don’t have anything against her as a human being but I think the portrayal of her being the right thing for kids to look up to is wrong.
“It was a joke that not many people got. Of course nobody really wants to look like Cheryl, they just think they do.�
And she’s pickin’ fights with Madonna:
The Smile singer recently caused controversy by naming Madge as “the most overrated person in pop history” in an interview with GQ magazine.
Speaking to Virgin Radio, she insisted: “I did not really feel that I was offensive. Someone asked me a question and I answered it.”
And she’s realizes that she sucks:
Asked about how she is handling fame, Lily added: “While it’s lasting it’s great. I’m sure it will end some day, maybe one day soon.”
And she’s pickin’ fights with Peaches Geldof, Bob Geldof’s piece of shit daughter, he’s supposed to be a big deal in the UK:
The Smile singer allegedly confronted Peaches after hearing that she had branded her a “cokehead”.
An onlooker told the newspaper: “It was disgusting. Peaches was watching the Cuban Brothers with her boyfriend when Lily spotted her and stormed right over. She got in really close behind Peaches and gobbed on the back of her shoes before walking off.”
Lily accused Peaches’ father Bob of being a “hypocrite” on her Myspace page earlier this year.
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