There was a time in my life where I used to stalk Lindsay Lohan. I would have my jewish neighbor call her up and read a message I wrote to her. He would edit them to music and a picture slideshow of the cunt in action. One of them was seen by 100,000 people. Then I realized that it was a waste of time to stalk this cunt because she never returned my motherfuckin calls, and because no one found it funny but me. The original reason I started the stalking shit was because I thought it would be a good marketing strategy. I figured that enough ppl would take it seriously and send me a restraining order, getting my site on every major News and Entertainment show. Then bitch goes out and gets herself a real stalker and he takes away all my fucking glory. This is a Jon Benet Ramsey Tranny Killer of the day situation. He’s getting coverage coming out of his ass, first class plane tickets from Thailand, I was even watching Access Hollywood the other day and they’re interviewing the cast of CSI or Criminal Minds or some shit for their expert opinion. That’s like if the same Jon Benet Ramsey Killer got his sex change done by the cast of Grey’s Anatomy. I just turned on the TV, hoping to watch The View, to see Rosy O’Donnel back in the Lime-Light, because she’s not as lady like as Jon Benet’s killer and Grey’s Anatomy is on instead. That’s pretty much the reason this post took the turn that it did. I know it’s a lot of garbage to read, but I cropped the retard header pic and I find it pretty funny. So laugh at that and ignore my writing. It wouldn’t be a first. Asshole.

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