It’s a race against time, my computer battery is about to die and I need to pump this post out. I feel like I am James Bond or some shit, but a lot lazier. I went out to a club last night, it was the first time I had been in a club in a long fucking time. I was given a VIP Pass to get in when I was sitting on a bench near by, so I decided to go up and look for content and check out tits. When upstairs, I ran into a bartender I knew from my raving days. I wasn’t one of those fur pant wearing queers, I was more of a sexual predator to girls jacked on E. He got me drunk and in my drunken stupor noticed that all the black dudes in the place were dancing like monkeys. I am not being racist, I just felt like I was watching the nature channel and this was their mating ritual.

Speaking of black people, here are some pics of Rhianna in a bathing suit pics because I am keeping up the bathing suit theme for the week, but before you start jerking off, check out her Michael Jackson skin rash on her upper thigh, right next to her cooter, I can only assume it’s not just a birthmark….

Now here are them there pics…

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I beat the clock…

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