I don’t know who this bitch is, her name is Keisha Buchanan, so she must be black. She is in some UK band called the Sugababes. I am posting these because she is in a bikini and this has been Bikini week. I am not posting these because she is hot. I am also posting this because she is black and from the UK and out in the sun swimming, which is pretty much a Christmas miracle because black people don’t swim and people from the UK hate the sun…

Speaking of Christmas Miracles, I was talking to a couple of celebrity bloggers on AIM and they said that some asshole from VH-1 contacted them. The reason he is an asshole is because he is the producer of some celebrity round-table type of show and they want some insiders to discuss celebrity. Now I know that this site sucks and that I don’t know much about celebrities, I know that I am not that pretty and not really someone that anyone would want to see on TV, but I do know that hands down this site is a fuck of a lot more interesting than any of the sites out there. I know that I have no interest watching some virgin geek with a solid grasp on WordPress and link exchanges with other virgin geeks talking about celebrities like they fucking know what’s up because they read about it on TMZ.com or ContactMusic or FemaleFirst.co.uk….See I know what is up and I want networks fighting for a drunkenstepfather show.

If you work for VH-1 and you’re reading this, let your boss know he’s a fucking cunt for sleeping on the future of entertainment, not to say that I am the future of entertainment, but I figure you gotta go in with that attitude if you want to sit at a round-table with all the Junior Perez’s out there and I know you don’t actually work and that you live in your mom’s basement, so asking for help was me being funny, because I know you can’t even help your mom bring in the groceries….

Here are the pics….

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