The problem with writing this site is that the motherfucker follows me everywhere I go. I go on a walk and I am thinking about shitty stories to write, I sneak into movies and I think about shitty stories to write, I get a lap dance and think of shitty stories to write, it’s like this bitch is attached my dick and sometimes I just don’t have any fucking stories to tell. Today is one of those days, but luckily these pictures of Fergie surfaced. Her in a bikini, some dude adjusting the bathing suit up her ass, and it made me think about how every fucking website disses her for lookin’ like a man or a tranny or whatever the fuck else they say about her. The point is she’s got a solid fucking body and most celebrities aren’t as hot as the girl down the fucking street. That’s why you should stop jerking off to these clowns you see on TV and try to the girl in your class, or at your job, or at your coffee shop. The internet is a bad place, it’s turning you into a pervert.
Here are some Fergie pics for you, Pervert.
So She Looks Like She’s Got a Bigger Bulge Than Me…But So Do Most Chicks…I’m Stickin’ with She’s a Woman.
