I know that a mother and her newborn baby is a beautiful thing. I know that every mother of a newborn baby always has to brag about how it has changed her life and how amazing her baby is. It’s like playing dolls the adult version….the my barbie has more to offer than your barbie kinda thing, only their toys are living things that came from their womb, so I guess they can do whatever the fuck they want with them…I am just excited for their spawns to turn 18 and become fuck ups so this new found excitement goes the fuck away and stops annoying me,

That said, everytime I see a hot mom walking down the street with her baby, I think to myself how she got into that position. I think what position in her bedroom got her into this position. I think of all the doctor’s visits and flaunting of her vagina around the hospital and in front of family and friends. I think about how she breast feeds so much it becomes a chore and one day when tired and in the grocery store, and little baby starts to cry, that I may happen to walk past her with her tit exposed and make eye contact with her baby….and smile back at her letting her know that I like her tit turning a beautiful natural thing into porn….something I am good at.

The other day I got caught watching a girl eating a salad and she got creeped out. I can only blame my wife for breaking my penis.

Either way, pregnancy is a beautiful thing, new life brings new beginnings and lucky for me those beginnings usually mean I’ll see tit in the park. Just not Brooke Burke’s Tits.

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