Here are some pictures of your favorite model wearing a dress that shows off her ass proper. I’d be happier if it was a piece of saran wrap or some shit so that I wouldn’t have to look at this motherfucking thing all crossed eye trying to make out her pussy from behind, but it’s a step in the write fucking direction.

My last strippers story for the night is about the Portuguese chick who had a big ass, but not the kind of big ass you want to see, even though bitch had every fucking ass dance move down proper. Seeing her slapping her flat wide cheeks together was like watching an anorexic girl trying to lick her own nipple. I don’t really know where i am going with this, but
I do know that every dude in the place started freaking out, making me think that dudes in stripclubs are fags trying to prove to themselves that they aren’t into man ass, or dudes who haven’t seen pussy in so long every pussy is good enough, or maybe it’s because they are married and so tired of seeing their wife naked that lookin’ at a tupperwear dish of leftovers is more appealing to fuck, but what the fuck do I know, I just write this shitty website. Cuddles.

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