I don’t know why, but I’m really digging Emma Stone. Her face is weird. Her body nothing special, but there’s just something about her that I like and I think it has to do with being the only pussy I would have fucked on Zombieland, the kid who played Zuckerberg was a close second though….

See, I’m a dude with no attention span and I can’t handle movies unless I can fixate on a bitch to get me through the two hours, you know imagining them in all kinds of more interesting scenarios, mainly bouncing on my dick in various locations, mainly anywhere, because otherwise movies just make me fall asleep…..

Here are her legs…I’m into them…I just can’t explain why…but we’ll just call it marketing…

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