Why the fuck can’t the paparazzi get a good shot of this cunt’s ass…or really any cunt’s ass for that matter. All they have to do is cross the fuckin’ street and hit her from another angle, but these lazy immigrants just stick in one place, thinking we care about Ashley Greene from the front, cuz she’s this big deal now….you know dating a Jonas Brother and staring in Twilight….the power publicist strategy to make her huge fucking money in the 12-15 year old demographic…pretty much icon money…
All I care about is seeing her ass. Partially because her cunt face annoys me…..mainly cuz of the wholesome act she pulls by not dressing half naked or flashing her tits at events cuz she knows she’s made it…but mainly because I like imagining all the dirty fucking things that lying for his image by telling people he’s a virgin waiting for marriage does to her….I can assume it starts with her pussy and ends with a cum filled asshole with a few other stunts and random insertions in between….but I know one thing..and that’s that there is no way they are living a good Christian life and not sleazing the fuck out in coke fueled benders…cuz that’s just what making stupid money, hollywood, success and all that other shit does to you….Fuck, if I was offered 100 million dollars from Disney to pretend I am a virgin who doesn’t like the sweet smell of all pussy, even unshowered homeless pussy during a weeklong head wave, I’d lie to the public to.
Not that that matters, what matters is that the fucking paparazzi didn’t cross the fuckin’ street when they were supposed to and now we are left with this……
Here are some more pics of her walking around Beverly Hills still being boring cuz she knows she can get away with it and that she’s pretty much untouchable…except when the Christian Jonas Brother fans aren’t watching…in which case she’s very touched….but I didn’t mean it like that…I meant she’s fucking lazy on seducing the fans cuz she’s got the fans locked down….however there is a bit of see through….which I guess is a step in the right direction for this overrated swine.
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