I am totally uninterested in Angelina Jolie. I think it’s got something to do with her being old.

The only thing good about middle age is the consistency of their vaginal secretions. Shit usually stays dry no matter how much you spit on it, and if you’re lucky enough to get one who gets turned on, the consistency of it is thick, like fucking a vat of fucking half-dry glue, leading to friction that makes her 12 babies feel like they’ve done no damage. It’s a lot like rape, you know without the whole rape part, cuz middle aged women don’t fear cock, they LOVE cock. It makes them feel pretty, young and wanted or some shit.

Here she is flashing some leg like she’s still got it….which I guess she probably does…cuz it’s for life.

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