If I didn’t have a criminal record. I would work for the TSA. Everyone hates on them, but I think it’s a great place for an uneducated, unqualified, high school drop out, immigrant to work, cuz it pays pretty fucking well, but more importantly because you get to see hot bitches rich enough to travel, in their laid back travel clothes…and if you choose to, you get to feel them up, strip search them, or if you want to be more lowkey, just admire their naked bodies from the new full body scan machine, making the job really fucking erotic….

I haven’t traveled much, but I have friends who do, and they always go off about how hot Airport security lines are, and I think these pics of Selena Gomez in her pussy hugging pants prove that even the basic things in life are sex…..

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