Rock and Roll fraud Taylor Momsen, who decided that she was tired of being a child star in your favorite Christmas Movies, and that she was really destined to a life of rock because of the hard life she lived as a child star in your favorite movie…decided to continue to PROVE to you that she’s edgy, this time by showing up to an event, rocking some abs and her tits out, but taped up…

If she was actually edgy and not some Hollywood curated Rock and Roll fraud, her tits would actually be out, or better, we’d know what every ridge of her asshole looked out, but instead she’s G-Rated edgy and that is pretty fucking lame…

HOWEVER, there is still no shirt on and some TAPED up tits, so that’s better than nothing…I guess..

She is the best Taylor in music though, I mean anything but that other Taylor who has manipulated the minds of everyone into thinking she’s hot or interesting, so let’s hope this Taylor fights a little harder for her name….but posting up some asshole pics next.

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Taylor Momsen is taking the goth rockstar poser shit to the next level, even though it’s phony as fuck because she’s a candy coated Hollywood California rich kid, Sold to the industry at a young age which I guess is probably darker than the average mall goth who is mad at his parents for getting divorced or some shit…and by next level she’s doing her best corpse slut for the necrophiliacs out there, because sometimes goth rocker isn’t enough.

Unlike most necrophiliac straight from the morgue content, she’s turned her nipple into a ray of light…because you need some light to see the darkness right and she definitely needs to highlight the darkness her brains depends on it…so she has to remind us anytime she crawls out of her crypt that’s likely a mansion in the hills.

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Taylor Momsen has come a long way from sitting on Jim Carrey’s lap in the Grinch Movie singing “Where are you Christmas”….not that there was a scene of her sitting on Jim Carrey’s lap, I just saw that he retired from making movies and assumed it had to do with all the conspiracy theories I’ve read about him being one of the biggest satanists in Hollywood…from being Rodney Dangerfield’s fuck boy opening act in Vegas to being the Higest paid actor in the 90s….dicks were sucked, or ritualistic sacrifices were likely made….

Maybe that’s why Taylor Momsen quit acting too, you know to channel her rage or her baggage from her earlier career as an actor into shitty rock music..I don’t know….I just kow she’s a skinny, fit bodied, bleached blonde chick in a sheer bra and underwear, which is a good look for a child star turned shitty rocker that we forgot existed….until the tits came out….natures reminder of who the fuck a motherfucker is.

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I don’t know why Taylor Momsen is wearing a mask inside, but we’ll assume that she’s either afraid of COVID, or a dark, gothic raver rocker who listens to METAL and says “FUCK THE SYSTEM”…despite being fucked by the system, assuming the system runs the entertainment industry….which I do…

She was a child star and child stars get fucked up in the head from being child stars..and instead of acting she does this weird rock shit that she went viral for about 10 years ago when it happened but it sort of just faded the fuck away until she started showing her tits to promote the new album and I guess this is part of that…masks on because that’s the agenda…enslave all people unless they are fully vaccinated or some shit…crazy times…but cleavage!

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I don’t know why Taylor Momsen is naked in this campaign or effort to promote her new album, obviously it is to get noticed or to make some noise to try to sell the new album after a few years of forgetting who the fuck this WHERE ARE YOU CHIRSTMAS bitch was….and the key to getting noticed is getting naked….

BUT in an era where EVERYONE is getting naked all day everyday, her naked efforts should be amplified because I can’t even see butthole in this…

It’s like she hasn’t been on the internet the last 3 years, or hasn’t seen what other Child Stars trying to reinvent themselves are doing….

It’s this lazy nude effort, in an era where a lot of girls are less coddled, rich and are MORE hungry than she is…getting naked aggressively while she’s thinks a basic nude with her hair covering her tits cuts it…

Again, I have seen basically every popstars asshole, and popstars are candy coated hostess twinkie fucks…meaning the pop ROCK AND ROLL version should be a little darker, more mysterious and HARDCORE…

So going into this nudity rabbit hole that always ends with an ONLYFANS account is off to a shitty start, but at least she’s naked, I guess….

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I am pretty sure I’ve posted at least one of these nudie pics of Taylor Momsen…it was probably closer to Christmas when I was reminded she existed after watching a trailer for Jim Carrey’s Grinch who stole Christmas where she played the girl who sang “Where are you Christmas”….iconic performace that over the course of 20 years has evolved into weird rockstar doing the Miley thing before Miley was doing it….tits out for the rock and roll fans…because she’s so fucking Rock and Roll…being a Disney Kid and all…was Grinch Disney? Eveything is Disney….but maybe it wasn’t…but it required the same level of “being sold by her parents” that would break a motherfucker for life so hard the never act again and do shitty music instead….

But we can all agree that as long as she’s naked, we’ll support any project she’s naked in…so long as we don’t have to actually support it and instead just stare at the pics.

All this to say, great marketing strategy…I’m sold….

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I was going to say that Taylor Momsen is being all Analog like other hip and cool “artists” that aren’t really artists, but rather marketing machines that pretend to be artists…but then I remembered that CDs were the first mainstream dive into digital music, they are the source of all that is evil thanks to Digital, and the hip and cool fucks are printing records and audio casette, not CDs because CDs fucking suck…

Which is likely why Momsent put her nude pic on the CD art, seeing as she’d expect NO ONE in the world to buy it, you know a subtle troll that was like, “if you buy it, you deserve to see my tits, cuz I feel for you loser”….and luckily, loser fanboys have the ability to take a pic and post it online so we can all see her child star turned edgy LA rocker titties!

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