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2012

11

Dec

Jerry Hall’s Bush in an Upskirt of the Day

There is something amazing about bush…I figure it is because the bald pussy really got played out over the late 90s and 2000s…making it standard and repetitive for those of us who see and eat pussy…making the random bush you come across, or cum all over exhilerating and exciting….you know something different, something original, something natural and traditional, something that hasn’t been ruined by Kim Kardashian or the cast of Jersey Shore like it was a Brazilian wax…

Unfortunately, old lady Jerry Hall isn’t really helping my case here, because her bush is on an old lady, as most bush should be, thanks to old ladies being from the Bush generation, moms before the whole bald pussy thing really happened, so she’s no ambassador here, she’s just like every over 45 year old who thinks Bald pussy is creepy….but let me tell you, bush on a 25 year old, who is going against the grain to have bush, because they get the importance of decorating a pussy like it was a Chirstmas tree the way nature intended, is fucking awesome…

Either way, here’s a great pantyless, hairy pussy, old lady upskirt….

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2011

16

Aug

Jerry Hall is an Expired Model On Vacation of the Day

I don’t know if Jerry Hall is in a shirt or a one piece bathing suit….I stopped looking when I remembered that this is Jerry Hall today and not Jerry Hall in the late 70s…..I just know she’s on vacation even though her life has been a pretty huge vacation….

Sure I’ve posted picturs of her in a bikini but a lot can change to a 55 year old in just one year…you know that breaking point where she’s officially old and not worth a fuck….you know that point where even she says no to a bikini even though she’s accepted her body, is comfortable naked, but is just respectful of the on-lookers…..even though I still want to see her naked….

I’m more into her daughter Georgia May Jagger the Model ….and expect this gentle loving post about her mother to go straight to her vagina making me her obsession….it could happen..and her jealous older sister Lizzy Will Do Playboy to Get My Share Of Attention Jagger isn’t so bad either….

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2010

29

Jul

Jerry Hall Bikini Pictures of the Day

As you can tell from these pictures…It’s been a long time since Jerry Hall was a top model married to one of the World’s biggest rockstars…and it those years she has weathered like an old hat you accidentally lost in the woods outside your parent’s house when you were 12, only to find at 40 when you go home to burry your mom, but she’s still in a bikini and weathered, sloppy, haggard or not….that’s good enough for me….

Pics via Bauer

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2010

16

Mar

Jerry Hall You’re Lookin’ Good Sweetheart of the Day

Jerry Hall was a top model in the 1970-and now she’s scary as fuck, which makes you wonder what kind of girls get booked as models. I know for the most part they take a good picture when they are young and before they are eaten by the fucking lifestyle of hard drinking and drugs, but when you get the make-up off and give them a few year in bake in the sun, they are nothing but serious monsters. Sure, in pictures a 6 foot tall chick looks like she’d be fun to get up inside, but when you put her in heels and stand next to her at the bar, it feels more like you can crawl up her leg and burry yourself into her womb to keep warm when you’ve been evicted and have no where else to go…unfortunately, the freaks of natures have these egos that come with charing 2000 dollars a picture that makes them uninterested in short fat men, even though you’d think they’d take anything they could get based on their look, when really they have more money and glamor than they know what to do with…that’s why you should always be nice to freakishly tall women…when they are young, because by the time they weather like Jerry Hall, there’s pretty much nothing left for you…except maybe Mick Jagger divorce settlement money…but even that may not be enough to distract a man from this fucked up face.

Here she is in her prime for those of you who probably have no idea who Jerry Hall is….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

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