I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2004

14

Dec

I am – Famous and Smoking so Fuck You

It is always really entertaining for me to see these celebritities that our kids look up to, acting like really positive role models. I like how there is absolutely no effort in trying to maintain an image so that every 13 year old girl wants to have her own celebrity sex tape, clothing line, drug dealer and fake ID to dance the night away in trendy clubs all night. I like that our youth are no longer kids anymore, and by the time they hit 14 have sucked more dick that I did in prison. Let me tell you … I was very well liked in prison….

Point of this entry is that Avril Lavigne, our Canadian sister, our pop-punk icon who sounds more like Alanis than Vicious, but throws her arms around like a mother fucker confusing the kids that she’s rockin out…when really she’s featured on “Women in Songs 4”.

Here she is in NYC, after partying with friends, smoking a cigarette (doesn’t she know they kill) and giving us all the finger, and not the good kind….

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