Tucker Max is a fuckin drunk idiot shitface asshole with a careless attitude and an amazing website. The Drunkenstepfather loves his hook up with Tuck feature…Fuck Tuck Here

But we do have one problem…

Apparently his favorite holiday is “Canadian Independence Day”.

Why? He states “Because it seems like such a ridiculous holiday to me. Don’t they know they exist at our whim?”

Ok Big Tuck, Here’s the deal about Canada. If we didnt exist you would have nowhere to put your garbage, your draft dodging soldiers would have nowhere to run and hide, you would have no electricity to power your website, therefore no money to drink your beer and take applications to fuck random chicks, you would have no good pot to smoke, and no fuckin Celine Dion, Shania Twain or Avril Lavigne to jerk off to.
Think about that..and remember the only war Canada fought against the US was won by Canada. We schooled your asses in 1812.

Oh and its not called Canada Independance Day…American Ignorance at its finest. Fix that shit

Go fart in your bathtub and turn around and bite the bubbles..

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