I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2005

04

Jan

I am – Bacardilive.com

I was just surfing alcohol sites, because that is what I do. Since I can’t afford the brand name booze, I like to cock tease myself. I know I drink a ton of alcool, and any other moonshine/bathtub whiskey, but a man is allowed to dream, isn’t he? I would compare this alcohol surfing to an old impotent man surfing teen porn, or a poor kid checkin out the Gucci website or the Ferrari website. That being said, the hottest thing right now in alcohol is the BacardiLive site. It takes a little bit of work to get in, like entering your birthday and shit, but if you click on the “Picture” section you will see a ton of hot girls you would never have a chance to seduce…so if you are lookin for hot pics go to BacardiLive, the best ad campaign I have ever seen.

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