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2005

07

Jan

I am – Friendster Message of the Day

This is a message I got from a tranny named Macauley Culkin. He actually sent it to all his friends, and for some reason I am one of his friends.I have nothing against trannies, I am a huge fan of all the Rogue Adventure movies…nothing like cock and tits on the same body.

The message goes a little something like this

Subject: Moving in a snowstorm
ok, so my roommate who has been saying she’ll leave
and then deciding to stay for the past six months is
finally moving out.
This means… I need a roommate for Feb. 1st.
Someone queer/trans positive is a MUST. Please
forward this to anyone who might be interested.

I am a nice transexual. I am an art student. I am
rarely home (for real) and if I am I will probably want to
work. This means that you should be good at
entertaining yourself. I want to live with someone who
is politically aware, clean, financially stable enough to
cover rent, and fun to be around (doesn’t everybody!?)
I have no tv, but I wont’ kick you in the teeth if you
move in with one.
Please pass the word around, finding a roommate is
really stressing me out.
Oh yeah, and if you’re interested, email me:
piratejosh@yahoo.ca


It’s Interests:

becoming bitter and jaded while retaining elasticity and vitality in my skin, dr. phil, trusting my goat. I’ve recently taken to buying lovely crockery and patterned plates at the local Goodwill. I also like old woodwork.


About Him

On top of my computer is a Hulk Hogan action figure riding a moose.
I have a lot of books.
I am one of those people you don’t notice first in the room.
But I am not bored.

It’s Picture:

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