I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2005

13

Jan

I am – Ricky Martin Tsunami Aid

I always felt bad for Ricky Martin. His career peaked at a time where homo wasn’t cool. He had to pretend he was straight. He hired hot dancers who wore skimpy outfits and he sangs songs of freedom, like Living La Vida Loca. It’s not his fault he turned poofer, what do you expect when you take up song and dance at the age of 13. I know when I was a street performer with a local dance troop, busking our way to the liquor store, I felt a close bond to the guys. Unlike Ricky,I wouldn’t get hard from it.

What better time than a natural disaster to re-launch your career and get in the public eye, at least this time around his label will let the love interest in his videos be a dude.

More pictures of Ricky, After the jump

Look – There goes my career

But I am gonna grab it by the balls and make sweet fuck to it.

Damn – all this work is making me thirsty

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