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2005

11

Feb

I am – Lohan The Cokeslut

Everyone and their mother is a cokeslut these days, it’s just not that common for a mother and daughter to be cokesluts together. Page Six brings us the inside scoop that Lohan and Anna from the OC are cokewhores. We already knew that, we didn’t need proof. Rumor has it that Valderamma would shove an eight ball up his ass, and fart in Lohan’s face. Sex games of the stars are beyond me…..because I am on welfare.

Loo and behold!

Wow, the line for the ladies’ room at Whiskey Blue in New Orleans must’ve been really long the other night: Lindsay Lohan and Samaire Armstrong had to share a stall, our spywitness tells us.

The two are shooting “Just My Luck” – the story of a rich girl whose life is suddenly switched with a homeless man’s – in the Crescent City.

Meanwhile, Lohan’s father may be alone in his belief that he’s ready for prime time. Michael Lohan showed up unshaven for his interview with “Primetime Live’s” John Quiñones, and according to a source, “His shirt was unbuttoned far enough to expose his tattoos, and his hair appeared to be greasy.”

The teen actress’ mother, Dina, filed for divorce from her husband of 19 years in December, and last week, he sued her for half her commission on Lindsay’s earnings, which his lawyer Dominic Barbara estimated at nearly $40 million a year.

But Papa Lohan wants togetherness.

“He said he is willing to do anything to get his family to sign on to his reality-show idea,” said our source. How touching.

Via PageSix

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