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2005

15

Feb

i am-soaking wet for jesus martinez

okay fuckers, its tuesday, the day after cupid came all over the americanised world. let me tell you something about my day yesterday, it was filled with chocolate pleasure. to be brief, i masterbated with the glasses case that my brother got for vallentines day from his girlfriend, i had chocolate covered anal sex with fabio and his uncle juan, but nothing really special. as i was leaving from a home delivery, i decided to pay my friend jesus a visit. he lives ontop of this white trash strip club, so for me to get into his building i had to run around the block four times to produce enough sweat to matte my hair and cause sweat stains to appear on my silver evening gown (i dont do holiday colors) and of course, bum a kanawake cigarette off this kid for a blowjob.

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so i get into his building, and he doesnt know i am coming, so he answers the door in nothing but his astronaut uniform (which he wears to bed and on first dates). instinctively i grab for his loins and jump him. i did not know at that point if he was as excited in seeing me as i was with seeing him, but he could definately tell that i was happy to see him. i brought julio, my person documentarist with me and he got everything on tape. we started off with the fleshlights, me showing off my oral skills and him showing off the tricks his fingers can do, and then i could not take it anymore. i grabbed his hand, shoved it down my pants and said “deep sea diving has some nice scenic views this season”. he ripped off my dress, wrapped his arms around me and brought me down onto his lap. i started to give him a lap dance, each time undoing his astronaut costume a little more untill he was nude except for the helmet. i lowered my body down infront of him onto my knees and started to give him serious head. serious because i’ve never given head to an astronaut before, so i was feeling honoured. i was lapping away at it and then he takes off his helmet and he says to me “happy valentines day ho” and i let him finish off, i licked my fingers and said “you too jesus”, got my dress back on, grabbed a handfull of condoms and heart shaped chocolates, and found my way home. julio stayed though, and i still havent seen him.

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