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2005

18

Feb

I am – Sneaker Culture

The Adidas Superstar is the shoe of choice for streetwear bitches who don’t rock Nike. The airbrushing, custom, limited edition shit is nothing new. I remember rocking a Pair of Vision’s back in ’89 that I modified with a red ballpoint pen. Or my Vans checkerboard slip ons, that I colored in the white checkers with a blue pen….or my converse hi-tops back in ’86 that were two toned, pink and turquiose bitches. Or back in mexico in the ’70s when I was rocking the hottest paperbags ever. All the other kids were jealous because I could afford a pen to decorate those fuckers, they were a bitch in the rain…but better than the kids who wore used condoms as shoes….

I was ahead of the trend, and now I am out of the loop but sneakers are hitting the mainstream nice and hard, like my cock used to be before impotency…that’s right I am not 18 anymore.

More sneaker features to come.

Check out the Adidas Promo Video Here for their Superstars….they aren’t paying me to do this, but they should!
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