I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2005

22

Feb

I am – Lohan on Coke

Who says cocaine is bad? It has helped Lohan shape up. Being an alcoholic like her dad has accounted for a lot of calorie intake. What better way to counter the ill-effects than to binge on coke. It’s really speeds up the metabolism while keeping the party vibe going and boosts your onfidence….people need to appreciate bathrooms more. I remember when I was a bathroom attendant at a pretty high-end brothel. I sold cigars and gum. It has probably the highest profile job I ever had.

On a sidenote – what do they do with the implants after they remove them?

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