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2005

22

Feb

I am – School Bus Conversion

Poor people have the right to a motor home too. I was under the impression that RVs were the dream retirement plan for poor people everywhere,I was wrong.

People who are too poor to live the RV dream don’t have to worry. They can just convert an old school bus, throw in some soiled couches found and the dump and say “fuck it” to all the luxury features like a bathroom.

When I get my school bus conversion I will make the world my bathroom, being locked in a little room is oppressive. Reminds me of Nazi Germany, give me the side of the highway and an old t-shirt….that’s all I ever need….

Pimp My Ride – Welfare Version – After The Jump

No need for a CDL. Titled as an RV, easy and cheap to get insurance! 1985 International Bus conversion. 9.0 liter International diesel engine, with an Allison automatic transmission. This bus has very low miles, only 120,000! These powerful 9.0 liter International diesels are good for several hundred thousand miles, this motor is barely broken in. This bus runs, drives, and stops like new. This is not an exaggeration, it starts on the first key anytime in any weather! Dont believe me? Stop by and see for your self. Just email me at spikemagnus@yahoo.com and I will give you directions to my Lexington, Ky address and you can test drive it for yourself. The bus has had all passenger seats removed, they have been replaced with a recliner and two couches. These are included in the auction. The windows are blacked out with paint, if you dont like that you can just take a razor blade and scrape it off. The walls and ceiling have a brand new gloss black paint job. The outside also has a newer black paint job(approx 1 year old). The floor has been professionally carpeted with a top quality light grey cut pile carpet. It has never been walked on. The tires are in excellent shape, and as I mentioned this thing stops as quickly as a car beleive it or not(it has air brakes, very powerful). The fuel mileage is also very good for a vehicle of this size it never gets less than 10 mpg and on the road gets 11-12. It has a 60 gallon fuel tank. I have all the documentation on this bus ffrom the day it was made by Thomas Built Buses. I have the “window sticker” as well which lists every part used to build the bus and its part number for a reference. If you ever neede to replace or repair something there will be no guess work. Every tiny part on the bus is listed along with its part number. This documentation tells you every option the bus was ordered with including engine, trans, rear end, gears, bumpers, etc. This bus was meticulously maintained and when you see it/drive it you can easily tell. Lights, wipers, horn, heater, blowers, all accessories work perfectly, as do all the guages. The caution lights have been removed do to state law. Whether you are looking for an extremely dependable party bus to get you and your friends/band from point a to point b or a shell to build your own custom RV to travel the country in , this is your bus. You will not find a former school bus in better condition than this one! This bus needs nothing you can drive it anywhere as it sits, bid with confidence, as you can see my rating indicates. For those interested, the reason I am selling this bus, which has 0 miles since customized it. I bought on the understanding that my friends would chip in on the customizing. It was supposed to be a party bus. Everyone was gung ho until the day came to setlle up and then everyone lost interest when it came time to pay. I have decided not to fund the whole project myself so I am aborting it at this point and cutting my losses. The title is clear and in my name only(since I paid for it). I may be interested in trades that I dont have to pay storage on as well.

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