Dear Minxy,
I have a problem and I think you can help me.
This morning I went to this guys house and I ended up giving him head.
Is this wrong if we are not going out and I think that he is just using me for oral pleasure?
Daniella

daniella-this is why i never wanted to do ask minxy, but because jesus is my pusher and bombing walls doesnt pay the bills, i agreed to bring in the femme demographic and answer these fucking questions. firstly-one of the first things a guy thinks about when he gets up is sex. this is because unless there is some medical problem, he wakes up HARD. when a man is HARD, there is not much else to think about (and its gotta get soft somehow..)

agreeing to going to this guys house is one thing,. maybe you dont know how guys really act, and should spend more time at the local bar getting drunk and fucked in a pickup than playing scrabble with mummy and daddy (even if daddy plays in the nude). i am assuming that it was his idea, because daniella i dont know you but i do know how stupid people can be, and ignorant is written on your forehead more indelibly than this boys’ cum.
secondly-what is this if we are not going out business? are you so weak and seperated from the real world that you cannot differentiate what it is you want from what others want of you? figure out what you want, and then take it, i dont care how, but things have got to change for you.
thirdly, if this boi is using you for your lip smacking, tongue knobbling and gag reflex repression skills, it must mean that you know something, or that he is desperate enough to go to little daniella off cherry lane and steal her from her parents for a morning of bad head. if in fact you do know something, work it, maybe even make some money off of it. somehow i know that you are not the brightest, and my insight into your life is this: if life is so dull that you are worrying about sticking a guys penis in your mouth when you are not “going out” and as a result writting someone over the internet (and not even anonymously!) for advice, cash in on that lip smacking, tongue knobbling and gag reflex repression before your tits sag. and take this guys invite as a compliment-now you know what to do with the rest of your life! daddy will be so proud of your major he will tell all his friends to come over and give you a whirl. mummy will just be happy you will be going out with some nice boys.
otherwise, go to your local religeous leader or politician-i am more than positive that they will have somethings to say, but more along the lines of “oooh fuck yeah” more than anything else.
and to quote a close friend, mr.T “QUITE YOUR JIBBER JABBER”
fuck.
MINX

Previously:
i am – real camel toe / i am – soaking wet for jesus martinez / i am – coco / i am-who is this morning’s outfit? / i am – coming clean / I am – Another Magical Afternoon /I am-hitting the parade /I am – Minxy Winxy Pudding + Pie /I am – all for sexual favours

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