People everywhere are trying to come up with the most retarded ideas to get some publicity and make some money on eBay. This seems to be really common, and more and more people are coming with strange ideas to use the eBay platform for fame and fortune. I remember when I tried selling a used condom on eBay, no online casino wanted anything to do with me. Those bastards.

This guy is auctioning off a phone call with him and this is his description:

Are you lonely?
Do you have great stories, but no one to listen to them?
Have you puked on someone and need to unload?
Did you sniff your mother and/or sister’s panties and actually enjoy it?
Have you hungrily ate a bag of toenails as a substitute for M&Ms?
Did you secretly sleep with your best friend’s boston terrier?
Ever drink an ounce of human blood?
Do you find wool socks attractive?
Have you relieved yourself on your boss’s miniature bonsai tree?
Or are you just having relationship problems?

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Hello folks, my name is Cody and I will listen to your problems.
I know that in America today there are many things that can trouble a person and sometimes you just need someone to shut up and listen.

I have many female friends and have listened to hours and hours of their dramatic complexities unflinchingly.

I am open to anything, but would prefer not to hear about the death of another.
The auction winner will receive a half an hour of my time to listen to you.
The winner will also pay for the call charges, but will have a half an hour to cry, laugh, yell, moo, or just yap about life.

NOTE: I will only listen and occasionally reply with small pieces of conversation and the ever so often “uh huh”.

Good Luck Talkers!

Bid on the Auction here

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