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2005

02

Mar

I am – Pink's Flipper Baby

I always thought that Pink lacked female reproductions organs. I was convinced she had bigger testicles than me, which isn’t saying much. The rumor is that she does in fact have a uterus and that uterus is in fact brewing up a baby. That won’t stop Pink for maintaining her “bad girl” image. Notice I put it in quotes because I think that Pink is neither bad nor a girl. She’s got a smoke in hand, like every good mother should and she is working towards turning her baby into a flipper, and don’t mean a friendly dolphin, I am talking serious mental retardation. Rumor is that my mother was a smoker when she was pregnant with me, but I can’t be too sure, I never met the whore. I am not being disrepectful to my mom, we are all very proud of her profession.

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