We are the “home of Lohan”, so I guess we should let you all know that Lohan was out slutting herself around old men the other day. The old man was Bald Bruce Willis, and rumor is he pulled down her pants and she went up to his hotel room to do some lines off his penis. Bruce Willis probably won her heart when she was a little girl in Long Island….I was gonna make a “Moonlighting” joke but realize Lohan wasn’t even born at that point in his career..
Anyway – the story’s here, and it gives all us 35+ hope, maybe not hope that we will bang lohan, but hope that we will bang an 18 year old before we die.
March 10, 2005 — ACTION hero Bruce Willis (above) got some action of a different kind after the screening of his new blood-and-guts flick, “Hostage.” At an after-after-party at the Peninsula Hotel early yesterday, Willis, who turns 50 this month, and teen queen Lindsay Lohan, 18, enjoyed a mutual gropefest. “At one point, Bruce had Lindsay’s pants down far enough to reveal a tattoo that said ‘La Bella Vista’ (The Beautiful View) on her right cheek,” says our spywitness. Eventually, Willis and a few friends, including Lohan, took the party upstairs to his suite.
Pictures of Lohan at the Napster Launch, the day after Bruce Seduce gave her an anal creampie – After the Jump
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