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2005

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Mar

I am – TastyWear.com

This has to be the weakest edible underwear concept I have seen. It’s straight up white trash underwear with candy on the straps, dude, when I think of edible underwear I got my mind on the Fruit Roll Up thong, not this trash….

I have only experienced edible underwear once, it was a hot day, and it melted down my leg, ruining my pants…it would have been embarassing if I wasn’t so drunk.

More After the Jump:

Who TastyWear.com Is:

TastyWear
“Revolution in Edible Underwear”

TastyWear is fun, flirty and sexy semi-edible lingerie that creates excitement whenever it is around. The unique, innovative styles and designs allow everyone to enjoy a TastyWear experience.

Let’s face it, we all love attention! It doesn’t matter if you are with a partner in the privacy of your own home or at the club dancing with your friends. Whatever your preference TastyWear has the flavor to accommodate your taste.

TastyWear is the perfect gift for a loved one, a friend, sister, mother’s bachelorette or bachelor party or to just wear around the house. TastyWear brings to life an experience of adventure, experimentation and delight! The versatile wash and wear design invites you to continuously take pleasure in your panties even after the candy has been enjoyed.

TastyWear is bringing to life thrilling new products including an assortment of thong and bikini bottom panties, t-shirts, and tank tops. We welcome and encourage you to discover TastyWear and all the possibilities it has to offer!

Testimonials:

heck out the fun and exciting comments customers are saying about TastyWear
“During my 7th year of marriage my husband and I, were experiencing a lull in our sex life. After finding TastyWear online, I purchased the panties to wear during our vacation to Florida. Not only did he love the way the panties looked but also he said the candy was delicious! I recommend TastyWear to anyone who wants to bring fun in to the bed room and have cute panties to wear after.�

Sue – 34 years old
Minneapolis, MN
“My friends and I were the talk of the town when we wore our TastyWear out on a Friday night. Men and women both loved it! The fun and excitement around us was worth a million bucks.�

Joni – 24 years old
San Diego, CA
“As the maid of honor for my best friend, I wanted to do something original for the bachelorette party. I am so sick of the penis straws women give to their girlfriends during bachelorette parties. I decided to give the bride to be a pair of Bridal Lace TastyWear and purchased other styles for the rest of the bridal party. The TastyWear experience made the bachelorette party!�

Casey – 28 years old
Austin, TX
“All I have to say is, TastyWear will be joining me on every trip to Las Vegas from now on!�

Carrie – 22 years old
Tucson, AZ
“Purchasing TastyWear was a stretch for me. I have always walked the conservative line but when I saw the cute panties I just had to buy them. Not only did I feel sexy but I had sex that was actually fun!�

Deanna – 30 years old
Boise, ID
“Even though the candy is gone, every time I put on my TastyWear, I relive the experience.�

Heather – 27 years old
Philadelphia, PA

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