I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2005

22

Mar

I am – Mischa Barton's Got a Sister

We all watch the OC, actually I don’t, but I would if I was out on a date with a 16 year old cheerleader. I don’t find Mischa Barton all that hot, but she’s got a sister and a girl’s desirability goes way up when there are two of them. I remember back in Texas, I hooked up with this pretty homely bitch, she was albino, I banged her a couple of times, and it was pretty gross, other than her white pubes and her red eyes, which was cool. As it turned out, she had a sister who was missing a toe, yes her parents were cousins. When we would all hook-up, I seriously convinced myself that these two freaks equaled one average girl, so it made it alright.

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