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2005

01

Apr

I am – Condom Collar

I don’t believe in using condoms. I have always said that condoms are for pussies, and if you aren’t willing to take risks in life, you don’t deserve to live. I have slept with numerous hookers and dirty sluts alike, and if they ever had the nerve to ask me to strap-up, I would smack them upside the head like I was their pimp. This little invention is a belt that your condom attaches to, it’s probably the dumbest thing I have ever seen, but if people are willing to use it big up. I can picture the sexual encounter now….one second baby….I just need to put my condom belt on, because using a condom alone doesn’t kill the mood enough. If you are this scared of fucking, maybe you need to re-consider your place in life, join the fucking church or something. On that note….collar up!!!

The primary purpose of a collar is to help prevent unwanted pregnancies and the spread of venereal disease. The secondary purpose is to assist in sexual satisfaction by preventing premature ejaculation. It goes on easy and fast and when it’s on, you won’t even realize that it’s there. Both men and women love the results they experience while using a collar and, no doubt, it’s a male contraceptive’s best friend!

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