We are big DJ AM supporters. Not because he used to be fat, or because he can get us into all the hottest clubs, letting us brush arms with the likes of Lindsay Lohan and Tara Reid, but because he’s going to be inviting me to his wedding. AM is the main reason we always stay away from Nicole Richie pics, we have a lot of respect for her, not because of her past drug addiction, which is porno, or because she’s on TV, but because she makes us laugh, and that’s pretty rare. We don’t give a shit about her friend so we can say check out her tits, her shirt is almost see-through and bitch is wearing a bra. Who the fuck wears bras nowadays, if she’s hangin with Nicole she should know what’s up.

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