I remember 1988 pretty well. The highlight was Elle Macpherson’s Sports Illustrated shoot. She was on the beach in a yellow bikini and when wet you could see the bitch’s nipples. It was then and there that I decided to hate all things that come between me and nipples like thick fabric, bras and of course dry clothes. Elle Macpherson may be old and washed up now, but still worth a round or two, depending on how drunk you are. There is something magical about her nipple placement, it aims up mother fucker, try finding that at your local truck stop…..now I know her tits may remind you of a fat drunken man, but keep your eye out for the naked kid, I know that’s what some of you are lookin at – it’s not you’re fault you’re socially inept, a virgin, and possibly a closet case. I blame circumstance.

More pics after the jump….

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Via – PHUN DOT ORG

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