I decided that we have a very one-sided relationship because you can’t really talk back to me, and that’s not fair. So we set up a local hotline where you can call, leave a message or if you are really lucky talk to our resident customer service rep, Steve. Steve has a site called TeamFuckOnline that he likes to promote, so I figured that I should put this motherfucker to work, that way that way we all come out winners, except maybe for Steve, he’s gonna have to change his phone number. If you have something to say and are ready to give us a call, tell us how we’ve changed your life or how we posted pics of your fat girlfriend’s vacation pics, Steve is ready to take your call. We suggest you call at all hours a night, because it is a small price to pay to accommodate you, and ladies, Steve can handle all your dirty talk.
If you are lucky he will record your call and and that wonw’t make you famous, but I will, bitch.
Call Steve on the DrunkenStepfather.com hotline at: 416 648 4724
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