There is nothing classier than this man. He has so much money thanks to his nice fatty allowance, but he doesn’t feel the need to wear shoe laces, I guess it reminds me of the days back in college when he was living hard, in and out of jail and shit…I know, he didn’t actually go to college, but it’s a hell of a lot more interesting than telling a story of a trailer park boy, who ate lots of hamburger helper, who was molested by his daddy, who couldn’t afford shoe laces or toilet paper, who didn’t finish grade 9, who has an overweight mother who takes your order at the motherfucking local Carl’s Jr. Gotta love the drive through bitches. Anyway – Kevin, Britney’s baby daddy, is buying two packs of Marlboro’s, one for him and one for the baby, that’s just how they do in Welfare America.

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