It has happened to the best cokehead party sluts out there. You know, they get nice and drunk at the club and make their way back to the hotel room to finish off the night with an 8-ball of cocaine. Once in the hotel room, anything can happen, and it usually ends up in nice dirty sex. Sometimes the sex is a little dirtier than bargained for and shit happens, you know, it’s not your fault that you didn’t use a condom, you are young and you are high, you don’t really know how to deal with the situation at hand, and you know that this person must be clean, only because of who he is. Celebrities don’t have diseases, I know Magic Johnson has HIV, but dude’s in better shape than me, that’s just what happens when we are celebrities. We are pretty. We are invincible. I guess when this realization really hits home is 4 to 6 weeks after your coke binge hotel romp and a certain vagina starts to itch and burn like a motherfucker….well one can only assume that is what happened to Lohan and this picture brings that point home. Admit you aren’t all that surprised.

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