I know everytime I get a naked girl in my bed, which is unfortunately everynight, my fat wife can’t fit in her flannels anymore, and trust me, I have been suffering, but that’s not the point I am getting at here….the point I am getting at is that everytime I get a girl naked in bed, I like to set up the scene beforehand. The preperation usually includes clean sheets, a picture of a girl with her boyfriend at the beach on the night table, a bottle of booze, some cocaine and most importantly a midget asian man with a huge videocamera. I don’t know about you,but making an asian man’s dream come true is something I take pride in, seeing that smile on his motherfucking face makes all the hard work worth it….this has been the weird picture of the day….

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