So I have been drunk a few times in my life, in fact, I think I have been drunk more than I have been sober over the last 15 years, and I have never really lost the ability to function. I will admit that there have been many times where I have missed my target while pissing, or even times I accidently pissed on the girl I was trying to fuck, but I have yet to really piss my pants. I am hoping that will come with old age, all this hard living will catch up to me and leave me with no bladder control. Pissing myself, or having to wear Depends would be a fucking funny way to spend the last years of my life, when I am too old and weak to make someone’s life hell. You see pissing myself will never be humiliating, but it will cause the people caring for me a lot of grief. You can be rest assured I will be smiling like a motherfucker everytime I make potty.
This is a picture submitted by a reader of a dude who couldn’t quite hold it in. I know you love this shit, you closet case queen!
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