This is the situation. You meet a girl out in a bar, she looks to be completely normal. You assume she takes care of herself, because isn’t that just what people do? Society has led us to believe that every girl we hook up with shaves her fucking body hair. It’s not our fault we freak the fuck out when bitch gets naked and has mo’hair than our golden retriever Rusty. We love Rusty, he fucking loves going on bike rides. Seriously, he runs next to the bike and we laugh and we laugh at how cute he is….
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