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2005

23

May

I am – Lindsay Lohan’s Gunt

All these people saying that Lohan is wasting away are idiots. Bitch still has work to do. She has a gunt. Now I am a fan of the gunt, not just Lohan’s, all gunts. They remind me of menopausal women, dried up sex lives, elastic waistbands and baked goods. Now let’s hope Lohan doesn’t lose hers, only because a gunt usually takes 40 years to develop, Lohan having one before she hits 20 is flawless.

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