I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2005

25

May

I am – Christina's Implants

The best thing about getting breast implants is the level of confidence it gives a girl. They suddenly go from being ultra insecure about their tits, making you fuck them with a sweatshirt on, to exposing the motherfuckers every chance they get. Christina Aguilera is a prime example of that. She’s been out rockin’ with no bra and sheer shirt for the last few months, and either way we don’t give a fuck. We are bored of celebrity nipple, but we would like to thank the celebs for making nipple slips and sheer tops all the rage. That means that while walking down the streets in my hometown, I will see many nipples on many different girls, I predict that this summer will be the summer of nipples, and people like X-Tina and her plastic surgeon are to thank. Thanks!

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