Hipsters make the world go round, at least that’s what I tell myself when I am passed out on the bathroom floor dreaming of a fat line of yay, but can’t really afford one because of all these motherfuckers driving up the price. It’s supply and demand bitches and the more hipsters breed and morph into coke huffin, too cool for life, motherfuckers, the less chance I have of scoring the one thing I know will take me out of this drunken state. Now this is a picture of a hipster rocking a suit that is a derivative of pink, stylin facial hair, black rimmed tinted glasses, long hair, a couple of laminents(press packs) and to top off the outfit a motherfuckin microphone. Nothing says more important that you hipsters than the guy who’s rockin the mic and has a camera crew. This guy is what hipster jealousy is made of, and if I were you, I would take down some notes, because being hip will change your emo life.

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