I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2005

07

Jun

I am – The Guy next to Jessica Simpson's Hair

Dude, I am all for counter culture and I know that the 80’s thing is in, so rocking an mid-80’s hip hop look seemed like a good idea. I also realize that being black means you have to identify yourself as an individual because all white people thing you look the same, but do you really want to be referred to as the “Black Dude with the Stupid Hair” because that’s what’s happened here Jamal. You remind me of a friend’s uncircumsized dick the day he asked me “Is this normal”, which it wasn’t, dudes penis tip had a black mould growing on it, and I realized the source of my breathing difficulties. Lucky for him, it was nothing a good shower and topical coat of couldn’t fix.

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