What has she done for us lately…what the fuck am I saying, she hasn’t done shit for me ever. She was married to John Stamos the star of Full House, who’s career has really sky-rocketed since that show’s been off the air, but more importantly she was a hot model for about a day. She was tall, big breasted and had a pretty tight body, something we like in models. From this series of recent pics it seems like bitch has taken a liking to cake. That’s right she’s all fat and shit, and it can only be assumed that this happened in response to an abusive relationship, look at her bruised up legs. Life can be a sad place and I am no psychiatrist…but I do like to think that my wife was once tight, it makes fucking her a lot easier, I just close my eyes on that shit and pretend I am fucking something that was at least hot at one point in life, in reality she was always a fat oreo eating slob.

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