The only thing wrong with a woman turning 30 is pretty much everything. What once was tight, is now loose, and what I once considered ejaculating on, reminds me of a bowl of Oatmeal. Don’t get me wrong, there is nothing wrong with Oatmeal, especially if you’re poor. That shit can feed an entire family. Thanks Cameron Diaz for your Oatmeal stomach…maybe you should consider rockin one of these next time you hit the beach. All the fat bitches have been rockin’ these for years. Speaking of fat, Rebecca Romijn Stamos is still fat motherfuckers.

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