I was talking to this 15 year old whore the other day while at the local pool. I like to go check out the scene, it’s summer and bathing suits make me happy. Anyway, this 15 year old bitch was rocking a one-piece bathing suit that her rich mom paid 400 dollars for. I don’t have a problem spending that kind of money on a bathing suit, if you’ve got it and the suit makes you look good, but I will admit I was a little under-dressed in my soiled jogging pant cut-offs. Anyway this 15 year old girl was telling me why she doesn’t wear bikinis, she claims that they are old news, I figure, what the fuck do I know, I like hot tits and a hot body, so the less it’s covered the better. I guess Kelly Clarkson, your American idol felt the same way, only today forgot to change out of it before her performance (if you can call it that). Bitch was like I will just throw on a pair of jeans and a bra and I look good. It’s not really something to freak out about, just remember she’s from Texas and it all makes sense. Point of this post is to say, I know this shit’s a stupid body suit, I did live through the 90s, sometimes surprised that I did, but I still saw my fair share – the one-piece bathing suit story was just to get you jealous that I know 15 year olds, you sick fuck. None of this changes the fact that Kelly Clarkson is a fat pig who should keep eating her bison burgers (the meat’s leaner)

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