It’s hotter than a Mexican Prison during a gangbang in this motherfucker. The heat makes me lazy, as it does for most self-respecting Mexicans. So if anyone asks I am on vacation and if you never want to come back, I will always remember than night in Denver.

Keep in mind that it’s not the end of an era, it’s just the beginning.

And in the meantime check out the Emma Bunton See-Through, Uma Thurman in a Bikini, Pink picking a wedgie, Petra Nemcova on the runway topless. Also check out the fleshlight discussion board and LPSG….and as many amateur porn sites that you can, but most importantly send me in naked pics of your girlfriends. I know you’ve never actually had a girlfriend….but fucking pretend. Your sex life is embarassing.

See I am always hooking you up,

Cuddles,

Jesus

Remember you can always email me at info@drunkenstepfather.com

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