There’s nothing wrong with a women who works out, but there is something wrong with a bitch jacked on steroids with a clit the size of a grown man’s thumb. I heard that shit back when I was 12, when my friend’s dad, the baseball coach with a moustache, who taught me about anal sex told me. Turns out he was right, about more than one thing. I always appreciate a man who takes it upon himself to teach kids the inner workings of sex….anyway – the point of this is to say that Brooke Shields’ has fuckin’ guns on her than make most men feel inadequate, and other men disgusted, luckily for those of you who like this shit, she’s highly skilled with a strap-on, at least that’s what Agassi told me after he lost his game yesterday. It’s hard to stay confident when your current girl is a better tennis player and your last girl’s got more testosterone than you.

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