I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2005

25

Aug

I am – Jessica Simpson Upskirt

She’s the hottest thing right now, horse teeth aside, I would totally let her wash my car in cut off shorts and a bikini top, that is if I had a car, which I don’t, but I have a pretty slammin’ bus pass that gets me where I need to go, when I need to get there….The benefit of having her all over the media, comfortable in her newly found in-shape body, ready to flash us her floral print panties when getting out of her ride. Now I don’t fully have a problem with floral panties, except for the fact that they remind me of my granny and I have nothing but good memories of her. I don’t know if you are a fan of the site, but if you are, you will know that I was kidnapped by a texan cult leader and I was responsibe for cleaning up after his his ceremonial gangbangs, before social services saved my youth. During those years, I was cleaned my fair share of floral panties that belonged to a few older widows, who were searching for salvation. Jessica Simpson is officially closer to my heart, unless the colors we see are really a result of vaginal infection, her period and Nick’s fetus.

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