I was talking a 19 year old lesbian, actually she’s not fully lesbian she has had penis once but I don’t think she liked it, it probably messed up her hair and makeup or someshit. She’s a little high-maintenance and cock just gets in the way of looking pretty. So I’m talking to this lesbian who hasn’t realized she’s a lesbian yet, and she’s telling me about modern etiquette, that involves ripping lines of cocaine off the toilet seat at high profile clubs and ditching your classically trained Opera career, where you were once thought of as a child prodigy, to dress up in lingerie and dance around like your were Kelly Clarkson.

Charlotte Church says goodbye to culture and sluts it up like every good girl should.

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In other news, her Daddy just wants to get to know his little girl.

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