I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2005

12

Sep

I am – Jessica Simpson’s Bra

The good thing about having big tits is simple: with the right strapping and pushing and squeezing and shit, those fuckers can be shaped however you want. I am not too sure if this is good for the tit, and permanent damage may result in breast cancer, not a laughing matter, but a harsh reality of today’s times, and girls just wanna look sexy for there men and don’t even care about the risks at hand. I smoke and I drink and that shit will kill me, and knowing that shit will kill me won’t stop me. The difference between me and Jessica in this situation is that what she’s doing is seducing all of us to watch her stupid TV shows, where as I am just feeling sorry for myself and trying to speed up the inevitable….Her fearless ways should be inspiration to us all and if any of you girls reading this have small tits, don’t worry about it, I like it all, but hopefully you’ve got a decent ass, cuz if you got no tits and no ass, bitch, I got plenty of losers I can introduce you to.

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